[www.keralites.net] Often Quoted Jokes

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep. There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........